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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
-Ducky- posted:

I just read an article that discussed how two different parts of your brain are used to get a joke. One part to decipher or "get" the joke and another side that finds the humor in it. Apparently that is not a joke at all because neither side of my brain worked



Brain damage. Too many head blows in roller derby.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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-Foxy- posted:

lol ducky

you got it in the end



I read this days ago and I still didn't get it until I read Ducky's post.

I thought the senator was implying that a woman should give blowjobs rather than have sex to avoid pregnancy, and the amount of time spent on their knees would cause them aspirin-requiring soreness.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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you are still young tho. so i guess you hadnt heard the expression before

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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-Foxy- posted:



you are still young tho. so i guess you hadnt heard the expression before



My wife got it immediately

 

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-Mithan-  4 stars
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You mean American's were having sex before the 1980's? I thought it was an entirely new concept.


Once again, the curtains come down and we learn how retarded the social conservatives really are in America.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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LOL poor DE

well, she is smart, that is why you married her

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
Is that where skyrim stole the idea for 'arrow to the knee'?

"I used to be a slut like you, but then I held an aspirin between my knees"

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
-Foxy- posted:

lol ducky

you got it in the end



she got it in the end?

 

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pkhere  4 stars
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lol, oooops

 

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-Kiande-  3 stars
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Registered: 2006-8-11 23:47:04
Fozzie_Bear posted:

-Foxy- posted:

lol ducky

you got it in the end



she got it in the end?



She sure did.

 

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