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Enslaved into jury duty
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JD_HOGG
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Enslaved into jury duty
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WTF. Goddamn statists, demanding that I show up at the court, paying me less than minimum wage. Less than a month's notice too. Inconsiderate bastards. I'm going to acquit the accused or find for the defense if they can't make a damned good case so help me.
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Just walk in, and during the initial interview say you don't trust cops and you hate black people. They'll send you home.
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JD_HOGG
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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It says there is a dress code. I can not wear shorts. WTF this is the goddamn tropics, and we have to wear long pants for what?
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Date Posted:
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Show up in a banana hammock.
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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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AND POST PICS.
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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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combat_mage_sc
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
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I've gotten 3 jury summons in my life and i just through them all away.
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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combat_mage_sc posted:
I've gotten 3 jury summons in my life and i just through them all away.
Yet you are a good Republican? I call BS on you.
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combat_mage_sc
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
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I'm a Republican anarchist.
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Maleraka
Title: Postponing the inevitable
Posts: 481
Registered: 2002-9-24 18:26:05
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Just walk in, and during the initial interview say you don't trust cops and you hate black people. They'll send you home.
This works.
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JD_HOGG
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Maleraka posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Just walk in, and during the initial interview say you don't trust cops and you hate black people. They'll send you home.
This works.
The courthouse is on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. It might work but I doubt I would survive the walk to my car.
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