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Lanacan  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-19 17:27:59
Dark_EternalFF posted:





I love that pic
Kriegprojekt  3 stars
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How intelligent they are, even at 1 or 2 years old.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
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TickyAtack posted:

Reapist posted:

How much other assholes want to tell you exactly how to do things and not just offer suggestions.



Really not their fault you're doing it wrong.

 

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-VanDraegon-  1 star
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Registered: 2000-6-26 19:59:09
After looking back on my childless days how selfish it seems and wtf did i spend my time on?

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Kriegprojekt posted:

How intelligent they are, even at 1 or 2 years old.



This too, its amazing watching her figure stuff out. You can see the wheels spinning and the determination when they want to learn to do something on their own.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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how much love a person is capable of.

 

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Lynea  4 stars
Title: Dances with Trolls
Posts: 1,320
Registered: 2001-7-26 13:09:39
Jezza_Belle posted:

how much love a person is capable of.


You stole my answer.

I had no idea I could love another human being so completely and unconditionally.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
Lynea posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

how much love a person is capable of.


You stole my answer.

I had no idea I could love another human being so completely and unconditionally.



this.. am I can be a cold mother fooker.

I'd love to read their minds as they're figuring stuff out for the first time.
Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
-Mithan- posted:

How much of a difference two extra stitches I asked the doctor make, actually felt.



You've got be trolling/kidding, right? Extra stitches don't do a damn thing.


To answer, what surprised me the most is that you can tell someone something about a thousand times, but when you ask them that same thing just one more time they still stare at you with this completely blank expression on their face as though this was the very first time you ever asked.


Oh, and I found out that I am incredibly stupid and ignorant about a great many things -- well well well! Was I ever surprised to learn that about myself!!

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
Kriegprojekt posted:

How intelligent they are, even at 1 or 2 years old.


now apply that fact to the knowledge that pigs have the intelligence of a 3 year old human.

 

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