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AynRand  Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
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ACF Doctors |
Anebriated posted:
AynRand posted:
OK. We'll see how this scenerio turns out, Mr. Edjumacated.
well most snake-oil salesmen take credit for what the body is normally doing. wow your pain went away! that would never happen normally! good thing i tweaked your back and ran your credit card.
Yes, at a toon of...how much would your tests run?
And, good thing I did tweak their back and ran their credit card for ...$40!
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BritonGuy  Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
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Ayn, my pet raccoon has been acting up lately. He occasionally raises his right arm and seems irritated at the same time. He's also pooping on the vacuum cleaner (and nowhere else). What's wrong with him?
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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Date Posted:
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I managed to stretch it a little, and it is feeling somewhat better, but still spasming when I move wrong. If it keeps improving tomorrow I'll leave it be, if not then I'll go to the doctor on Monday.
I know it's not nerve pain, its muscular, and there isn't much they can do for me other than getting the muscle to release and giving me more drugs.
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AynRand Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
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Date Posted:
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Subject:
ACF Doctors |
BritonGuy posted:
Ayn, my pet raccoon has been acting up lately. He occasionally raises his right arm and seems irritated at the same time. He's also pooping on the vacuum cleaner (and nowhere else). What's wrong with him?
His owner has a small penis.
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
Subject:
ACF Doctors |
AynRand posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Ayn, my pet raccoon has been acting up lately. He occasionally raises his right arm and seems irritated at the same time. He's also pooping on the vacuum cleaner (and nowhere else). What's wrong with him?
His owner has a small penis.
I've never heard of penis envy via pet.
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AynRand Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
Subject:
ACF Doctors |
Jezza_Belle posted:
AynRand posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Ayn, my pet raccoon has been acting up lately. He occasionally raises his right arm and seems irritated at the same time. He's also pooping on the vacuum cleaner (and nowhere else). What's wrong with him?
His owner has a small penis.
I've never heard of penis envy via pet.
I'll bet that's the other way around, Jezza 
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BritonGuy Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
Subject:
ACF Doctors |
AynRand posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Ayn, my pet raccoon has been acting up lately. He occasionally raises his right arm and seems irritated at the same time. He's also pooping on the vacuum cleaner (and nowhere else). What's wrong with him?
His owner has a small penis.
This is why I don't believe in chiropractors.
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-Darkfire-  Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
Subject:
ACF Doctors |
AynRand posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
I hurt my back last weekend moving my futon mattress. It was one of those bent over at the waist and lifting something too far away from my body. It feels like a pulled/spasming muscle in my back, but it keeps getting worse even though I'm doing alternating heat/ice and taking muscle relaxers and pain killers.
just a few minutes ago I tried to sit up in my chair and I nearly passed out from the pain.
should I give it a few more days, or should I go to the doctor today?
It still just feels like a muscle, I don't have any pinched nerve type of pain going on, and it doesn't feel out of alignment at all.
Bold type = nerve pain = pressure on nerve = bone pressing on nerve = chiropractor
yeah, spinal manipulation via hard jerks is the way to go
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AynRand Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
Subject:
ACF Doctors |
-Darkfire- posted:
AynRand posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
I hurt my back last weekend moving my futon mattress. It was one of those bent over at the waist and lifting something too far away from my body. It feels like a pulled/spasming muscle in my back, but it keeps getting worse even though I'm doing alternating heat/ice and taking muscle relaxers and pain killers.
just a few minutes ago I tried to sit up in my chair and I nearly passed out from the pain.
should I give it a few more days, or should I go to the doctor today?
It still just feels like a muscle, I don't have any pinched nerve type of pain going on, and it doesn't feel out of alignment at all.
Bold type = nerve pain = pressure on nerve = bone pressing on nerve = chiropractor
yeah, spinal manipulation via hard jerks is the way to go
There is no "hard jerk" to this.
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AynRand Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
Subject:
ACF Doctors |
BritonGuy posted:
AynRand posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Ayn, my pet raccoon has been acting up lately. He occasionally raises his right arm and seems irritated at the same time. He's also pooping on the vacuum cleaner (and nowhere else). What's wrong with him?
His owner has a small penis.
This is why I don't believe in chiropractors.
A small penis answer.
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