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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
BritonGuy posted:

AynRand posted:

BritonGuy posted:

AynRand posted:


His owner has a small penis.



This is why I don't believe in chiropractors.



A small penis answer.



Is it your professional opinion that everyone who doesn't believe in chiropractical jokers has a small penis?


Tug on it a little harder. It just might grow for you...

 

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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
Anebriated posted:

AynRand posted:

Cold laser would be great for that



LOL, it's a really weak red laser pointer.

do you feel bad taking advantage of people?



It is FDA approved and used on the NFL. Duh...the year is 2012.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
Chiropractors come in two varieties.

Good ones that know they can fix you in a few visits, and if not they tell you that you need more than just adjustments.


and snake oil salesmen that will keep you coming back for months and years, making you feel just a little better, so that you have hope that you might get better one day

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
AynRand posted:

BritonGuy posted:

AynRand posted:

A small penis answer.



Is it your professional opinion that everyone who doesn't believe in chiropractical jokers has a small penis?



Tug on it a little harder. It just might grow for you...



Are you sure you're a real doctor?

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Jezza_Belle posted:

Chiropractors come in two varieties.

Good ones that know they can fix you in a few visits, and if not they tell you that you need more than just adjustments.

and snake oil salesmen that will keep you coming back for months and years, making you feel just a little better, so that you have hope that you might get better one day



Which one is Ayn? She can cure anything with a back adjustment.

 

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Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
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Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
BritonGuy posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

Chiropractors come in two varieties.

Good ones that know they can fix you in a few visits, and if not they tell you that you need more than just adjustments.

and snake oil salesmen that will keep you coming back for months and years, making you feel just a little better, so that you have hope that you might get better one day



Which one is Ayn? She can cure anything with a back adjustment.



Ayn isn't real, just an elaborate hoax.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
But she cured my flu by waving a wand over my shoulder.

 

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Anebriated  3 stars
Title: I should be reading a book
Posts: 650
Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
have some 635nm light waves. the only place you could possibly get some of those is by paying 40 dollars. take that, sun.
AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
Anebriated posted:

have some 635nm light waves. the only place you could possibly get some of those is by paying 40 dollars. take that, sun.



No. You get those by paying $7500.

 

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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
Jezza_Belle posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

Chiropractors come in two varieties.

Good ones that know they can fix you in a few visits, and if not they tell you that you need more than just adjustments.

and snake oil salesmen that will keep you coming back for months and years, making you feel just a little better, so that you have hope that you might get better one day



Which one is Ayn? She can cure anything with a back adjustment.



Ayn isn't real, just an elaborate hoax.



Yeah, remember, I'm Arch.

 

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