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-Mithan-  4 stars
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-Darkfire- posted:

so this new girl i'm hooking up with has an abnormally tight vagina. i guess i'm a little big for her since when we had sex there ended up being blood all over my waist -- it was like a murder scene.

i felt really bad about it, but she said it didn't hurt her. what can i do so i don't end up making her bleed?


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Varece  4 stars
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-Mithan- posted:

-Darkfire- posted:

so this new girl i'm hooking up with has an abnormally tight vagina. i guess i'm a little big for her since when we had sex there ended up being blood all over my waist -- it was like a murder scene.

i felt really bad about it, but she said it didn't hurt her. what can i do so i don't end up making her bleed?


The average IQ is something like 10.



 

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GrimTempest  3 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

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Varece posted:

We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys.



I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me.










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-Darkfire-  3 stars
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yeah, tmi

and no, it wasn't period blood. she's seriously way tight and i was going really hard with her.

should i try lots of lube or something?

 

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i need to go wash my hands now.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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I've never made any bleed. You can't tell when a girl is on the rag.

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
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ikkoikki posted:

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say she's not hurt if you actually tore her vagina. I bet that hurts.



IT F'IN HURTS.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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thread cliff notes


1. Darkfire thought his large member tore up a chick's vag
2. turns out she was on the rag
3. Darkfire's small penis didn't tear anything up

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
myxomatosis8 posted:

ikkoikki posted:

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say she's not hurt if you actually tore her vagina. I bet that hurts.



IT F'IN HURTS.



This.

It's always possible her period started during sex.

 

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