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-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
so this new girl i'm hooking up with has an abnormally tight vagina. i guess i'm a little big for her since when we had sex there ended up being blood all over my waist -- it was like a murder scene.

i felt really bad about it, but she said it didn't hurt her. what can i do so i don't end up making her bleed?

 

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Gildash  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-4-26 16:26:13
1st

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Just fist her a few times, works like a charm.

 

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purplehugmonkey  2 stars
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Registered: 2005-5-16 18:42:03
Just don't inflate her so far. If you're using the bicycle pump just get to the point where you can still do a thumb impression like a fruit and then stop pumping there.

Don't want to pop one of those things, you get crazy neighbors watching you carry it out to the trash and thinking you killed somebody. That's the last time you won't spring for the opaque black garbage bags, let me tell ya.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
tell your boyfriend to use more lube

 

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-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
no seriously, is there a term for this? its not vaginismus or anything.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
yeah, vaginal lupus

 

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Motar98  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-4 17:18:32
stop having sex with first graders

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
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-Darkfire- posted:

no seriously, is there a term for this? its not vaginismus or anything.



Yeah its called the menstrual cycle.

 

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