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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Motar98 posted:

stop having sex with first graders



hahahahahaha

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Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
Mensturation dude, don't flatter yourself

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
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I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say she's not hurt if you actually tore her vagina. I bet that hurts.

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
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Shes on her period dummy.

 

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-VanDraegon-  1 star
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Grats on your first time surfing the red wave.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
As ACF's resident person with the biggest penis, I can say that you have to do her often enough that she develops an actual scar from the stretching at the entrance to her coot, and then it'll stop bleeding.

 

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Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys.

 

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Bakuun  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-1-23 16:09:03
Varece posted:

We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys.



I just snorted whiskey out of my nose. ow. well done.

 

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Malrothien  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-8-4 16:48:25
Varece posted:

We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys.



I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Malrothien posted:

Varece posted:

We deliver babies out of our vaginas. We can handle your little toys.



I just gave birth, penis' don't scare me.



 

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