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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked] |
TheUnholyGhost  Title: Mr. Subtle
Posts: 271
Registered: 2000-4-4 13:21:40
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
I...well....it's just....
I got nothing. Just going to sit back and watch the trainwreck.
Watch out for your cornhole, buddy.
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MoFoEskimo Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:01am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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Believe me, my cornhole has been on red-alert since my brain decided this would be a good idea. My survival instincts are prepared, I am treating this like a stroll through a prison shower. Keep it calm, cool, collected - but EVER VIGILANT.
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Itab  Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:01am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
If I was the big spoon and I got a boner, he'd be in a world of hurt for being so gay
Your world of hurt is his fantasy. Would you 'pound him to dust'? Lol
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AkagiyamaMissile Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:01am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
So you are actually gonna let this stranger who wants to 'nap' at your place cause he's the most comfortable during 'bro time' while he pays you for it, and totally no homo is happening.
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Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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Hawkson Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:01am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
I wanted to post in this thread before it hit two pages.
I have failed.
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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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MoFoEskimo Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:01am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
So you are actually gonna let this stranger who wants to 'nap' at your place cause he's the most comfortable during 'bro time' while he pays you for it, and totally no homo is happening.
Yep.
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Itab Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:01am
Subject:
So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
So you are actually gonna let this stranger who wants to 'nap' at your place cause he's the most comfortable during 'bro time' while he pays you for it, and totally no homo is happening.
Yep.
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
dinner time mother f***er
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myxomatosis8  Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
How did I miss this one??
Everyone has already said anything I would have. But for fun, "fall asleep together with each other" just made me laugh so hard I had to cut and paste it, because you really have convinced yourself nothing sexual will happen.
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Itab Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
FineYoungCannibals posted:
dinner time mother f***er
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Kasta Magier says, "SLEEP IN HELL NINJA BASTARDS"
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