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Author Topic: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked]
jungalist  1 star
Posts: 216
Registered: 2001-8-25 10:21:58
Live webcam this for us. Epic.

 

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Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
So you're big spoon?

 

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the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
Sounds like he just wants to bro out. It can either be drinking natty ice and playing mario kart on gamecube or 69ing, and everything in between

 

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-Dyslexia-  1 star
Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
you are gonna be the little spoon, you know that, right?

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
$2/minute to play mario kart. That's a dream job right there

 

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Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Ibbeh posted:

$2/minute to play mario kart. That's a dream job right there



This has a twist. The controller is the dudes package.

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
Oh....

pass.

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
Ibbeh posted:

$2/minute to play mario kart. That's a dream job right there



for real that's what I'm thinkin.

And no, if I were the little spoon and he got a boner he'd be in a world of hurt, so I wouldn't allow it. Also, if I was the big spoon and I got a boner, he'd be in a world of hurt for being so gay.

Also,if he tries anything radical on me, I'm going to go super sayian and over power him with good ol' fashioned pent-up rage. Then the extortion would ensue.
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Oh wow...this is just....I....

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
Will probably setup at least a tape recorder in the room.

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