Lexi_Necrodiva posted:

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Only a few things in life piss me off, and one of those things is these idiots that take their bicycles and ride on the street while wearing their tight spandex Richard Simmons clothing.

Here I am, minding my own business listening to some kind of relaxing music like Ramstein in the left hand lane forced to look at some anerexic dudes butt through his tight blue spandex while he is on his bicycle in front of me in the turning lane. This pisses me off. With his dorky little helmet with the mirror on it sipping on his bottled Aquafina. Who the hell does he think he is? He's a bicycle not a car. Get off the damn road.

Then the light turns and he starts peddling. Does he ride on the side walk? No. Does he ride on the lil strip next to it that is still considered the road to where I can door whack him like an illegal on a side road? Nope. He stays on the main road going 20 in a 25 mph area depriving me of reaching my normal speed of 35 mph. I'm yelling, I'm cussing, and he waves at me.. we hit the next light... and the most disgusting thing happens.

He says Hello.

Except he doesn't say Hello like a normal person (American) he says Hello in French.

I almost instantly threw up because I have never been so insulted before. Here it was, a French person in front of me saying hello in his ugly language. Looking at me with 'the bulge' next to me, with his lil tard helmet on an oversized skinny BMX... ruining my new song which techno would't cure.

I was so mad. I almost ran him over, but wasn't able to because he made a right turn... which only made me more mad cuz i wasn't able to say crap back to him in the chosen language (English).

afk to throw up I'll write more later.

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Lexi_Necrodiva posted:

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I won't comment on that BF. I'm not allowed to release information on the asian invaders.

As fast as they been pl'ing my WoW chars now, my lips are sealed.

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