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Lexi_Necrodiva  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-10 15:11:27
I can almost guarentee I would hunt them non stop occupying a few months of my life to eradicating them. It's not hard to find Coyote's (I assume) so I would be like... an LGM Ear Hunter. I wouldn't give up, even though I would accept my dog as dead, I would take pride in killing the Coyote's children and wiping out their entire lil villages, burning them alive while recording their screams for my Ipod so I could listen to it when I sleep, having dreams of slaughting Coyote's only to wake up, hunt, and wipe out another society of Coyote's.


When I was little my dad would make me kill deers, and then growing up it was alligators. I imagine I could hunt dogs easier then alligators. I'd enjoy it.


How much was the money per kill? I imagine with a bounty like that, you could make quite big bucks if you focused on it and the population is as much as your saying they are. For gators you would get a great amount when they had that in effect, plus the money for the skins and meat.... $$$ bling bling.


Death to all COyotes!

 

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-Rags-  1 star
Title: FOTM Warrior INC!
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Registered: 2004-8-31 13:57:03
I think it was only a $2 bounty on them, but still, money's better than no money.

 

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Lexi_Necrodiva  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-10 15:11:27
Yeah that's dirt money. It wouldn't even cover the napalm. Would have to mix it the old fashioned way with soap and gasoline, but that craps super volitile. At $2 a head I figure I could create a ratio of 3 kills per attack. Wouldn't even pay the cost of ingrediants. What sucks is if you blow their head off so you are SOL on the ears ya know?


So lets take old fashioned guns and ammo... ok... 5 cents per each making a $1.95 profit, eh... would seem more time consuming than anything.


For gators you got a ton of money.... literally... skin and meat to a dealer would land you about 300 - 500 bucks. Now they got population issues, so you have to ensure they are a certain length etc, but that don't mean you cannot still do it if you know a Coyote (kinda like a loanshark but with animals or illegals) willing to pay you for the skin and meat or teeth.


You can make a good fortune capping gators down here, but getting busted killing em in off season is a hefty lil punishment.


You can also make good money hiding illegals, or transporting them around, or drug running - but you get caught.. it's over.


There was recently a massive bust here in FL a few months ago.. these auto part mechanics were stuffing bricks of blow under peoples cars, and the people were going up to another location / store and once on the lift they would remove the bricks etc.. smart way of transporting and thats damn good money.


But doesn't seem like killing Coyote's would be good profit... seems to be somethign to do just for fun and to get the urge out of your system... kinda like what us Floridians are doing with the homeless population and hookers down here.

 

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Not much left to collect a bounty on when you're using Napalm...

 

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Lexi_Necrodiva  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-10 15:11:27
I KILL FOR THE GLORY OF AVENGING MY CHIHUAHUAHUA!


DEATH TO ALL DOGGY HALF BREEDS! COYOTE'S BEWARE!

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
I thought you killed your dog?

 

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-Blackfire-  1 star
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Registered: 2003-3-19 07:33:46
you can sell the hides for like 50bucks up here

 

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Lexi_Necrodiva  3 stars
Posts: 641
Registered: 2002-1-10 15:11:27
The only dog I inadvertantly killed was my Fofo, and that was not my fault. He ran after his red ball down into a cars path and got squished. I threw the ball. It bounced all the way down the hall, out the door, and rolled down the driveway as he followed it. Totally not my fault.

 

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