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Guud  Posts: 222
Registered: 2002-5-20 11:11:46
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9/15/09 1:44pm
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Awww, poor Jessica! |
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/15/jessica.simpson.dog/index.html
hahahaha, looks like the coyotes had themselves a fine feast! Next time get a real dog, not these oversized rats that you get so you can carry them in your purse. They're not accessories you moron!
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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Awww, poor Jessica! |
LOL Send her a blood soaked piece of fur since she is still looking for "information" lol.
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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I got 3 dogs, and yes I take my smallest chihuahua with me to work - due to it being smarter than the others, it listens more, and yes.. because portability.
If a Coyote or anything killed any of my dogs it would be an all out war...
I would wipe Coyote's off the face of this Planet.. spending my life and ammunition hunting them down non stop... killing their babies.. and festing on their blood while I tortured the elders of their Coyote tribes before ripping them apart. I would tie their pregnant Coyote women to two trucks and pull them asunder... Coyote's all over would talk about my wrath and anger and vengeance...
I can relate.. Poor Jessica.. Poor anyone..
A Dingo ate my baby? buh bye Dingo population - if it was me.
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num97 Posts: 61
Registered: 2001-10-29 23:53:29
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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Awww, poor Jessica! |
When you say "festing", what do you mean?
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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feast sorry...
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Nydaweth Posts: 84
Registered: 2008-2-8 21:42:16
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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I hate small dogs.
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Thugoneous  Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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After a snake bit my dog I kill them all. They're on the road I swerve to finish them. If they're in my back yard they get the shovel.
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num97 Posts: 61
Registered: 2001-10-29 23:53:29
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:44pm
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one time my neighbor bit me, so I always finish my neighbors off before they get a second chance to bite me again.
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Thugoneous Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:45pm
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My neighbors child looked at me wrong. I called the cops and said he was trying to break into my car.
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-Rags- Title: FOTM Warrior INC!
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Registered: 2004-8-31 13:57:03
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Date Posted:
9/15/09 1:45pm
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Awww, poor Jessica! |
num97 posted:
When you say "festing", what do you mean?
I had images of Lexi reveling in the moonlight covered in coyote blood. Yes, disturbing. Not as disturbing as her actually drinking the blood though.
Has anyone bothered to tell Ms Simpson what happens to small animals snatched by larger predators? Offering a reward is just stupid. The dog's not coming back. Really. Go get yourself another.
Lexi, I don't think you have any real concept of just how many coyotes there are. Some states used to offer a bounty on coyote ears that have been turned in, AZ was one of them until fairly recently, but I can assure you that didn't have much of an impact on the population of coyotes in the state.
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