As Suzette pointed out, the number one reason why the Angelica story isn't funny:
She is married. I am not.
Having thought about it for the last two hours, I can't tell you guys the Angelica story. Why? Not because I want to torture you by leaving you hanging, but it would be torture on myself. Emily was a joke, a one-night adventure. Angelica was an Odessy. Too much real emotion tied in that one to try to write it out at all.
The irony of it all is that Angelica is not her real name; her real name is very unique. So uniqe that I've only seen it one other place in my entire life.
A Solclaimer.
That's right. The character is a level 60's or so female UA. Last I saw her, unsworn and without vassals. A solo. A renegade. In the context of AC, that is exactly how what I would expect of Angelica. I even tried talking to this character a few times, but they weren't very responsive to tells. I figure it's some guy who also had a crush on her and isn't over her either, or it really is her and she would rather maintain her anonymity in AC. It's not like the name Podunkmer reveals who I am. So that whole thing totally messes with my mind.
Ugh, it's late and I'm rambling. Night all. Maybe I'll have another story for you in time. This one may or may not involve a potato cannon.