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Podunkmer  1 star
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Hmm, the Angelica story...


The Angelica story wouldn't really be funny, I think. Maybe I could make some parts of it funny. Hmm, I probably shouldn't reveal too many details, so as not to spoil the story should I tell it.


But to slake your apparently unquenchable thirst for gossip about a young man and his journey to achieve his heart's desire...I will casually mention that the date in question, the Saturday that followed Emily Eve, would not be my last date with Angelica.


Wait a minute, that's not going to satisfy you at all, is it?
Niobe-SC
Title: Soldier of the Whispering Blade
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bah, skip all that. did you marry her?

 

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Suzette_SC
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I dont think Pod's married.
areia
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nope, not satisfied...


*misses having a bed time story*
Podunkmer  1 star
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As Suzette pointed out, the number one reason why the Angelica story isn't funny:


She is married. I am not.


Having thought about it for the last two hours, I can't tell you guys the Angelica story. Why? Not because I want to torture you by leaving you hanging, but it would be torture on myself. Emily was a joke, a one-night adventure. Angelica was an Odessy. Too much real emotion tied in that one to try to write it out at all.


The irony of it all is that Angelica is not her real name; her real name is very unique. So uniqe that I've only seen it one other place in my entire life.


A Solclaimer.


That's right. The character is a level 60's or so female UA. Last I saw her, unsworn and without vassals. A solo. A renegade. In the context of AC, that is exactly how what I would expect of Angelica. I even tried talking to this character a few times, but they weren't very responsive to tells. I figure it's some guy who also had a crush on her and isn't over her either, or it really is her and she would rather maintain her anonymity in AC. It's not like the name Podunkmer reveals who I am. So that whole thing totally messes with my mind.


Ugh, it's late and I'm rambling. Night all. Maybe I'll have another story for you in time. This one may or may not involve a potato cannon.
Spaztik
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Bump Diddy Bump
-shaido-
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Great story man thanks for sharing it.
The_General_SC
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Podunkmer, intreged by the title of this topic, i opened it, and i read the WHOLE thing in one go. You are a GENIOUS! You should SERIOUSLY consider sending that away to somewhere, im sure that could sell...seriously! Well done man, i hope to see you ingame sometime....and i think people would probably agree with me that you are, at least to me, THE most famous char on Solclaim. Bravo!


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dEOS_SC
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Podunkmer[tried to get spelling right this time], thanks for sharing this with us...


Other readers, don't forget about the little tribute to Pod. Trade notes, SIKs and shardage according to your level. All cheese tributes should be directly transfered to Grey Mouse.


Pod, could you tell us in which town on dereth we can find you most often/is the most convenient ?


May the magics of Asheron protect you all.
The_General_SC
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i just noticed the title again 'Of Blondes and Headbutts...PART 1...does that mean there will be a part 2 ?????


Once again i would like to express my love for you


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