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imaloon1  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-15 07:19:53
Taliesihne posted:

They would score for the other team.

And the other team would get blamed for it.

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
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Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
I do celebrate my job like a professional athlete does


We call it the Engineer's Victory Dance


 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
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Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59


You are an IT lackey. Dilbert is a programmer.

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Taliesihne posted:

You are an IT lackey. Dilbert is a programmer.

Dilbert is a systems engineer. That includes programming, but is not the end-all be-all of his job description... you unlettered neanderthal.

 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
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Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
He's still a far cry from the guy who spends his days in a dark, windowless room responding to help desk tickets.

He actually engineers things.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
I high five with my boss and then cash my bonus check.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Koneg posted:

Taliesihne posted:

You are an IT lackey. Dilbert is a programmer.

Dilbert is a systems engineer. That includes programming, but is not the end-all be-all of his job description... you unlettered neanderthal.



Seriously? You clowns are arguing about some cartoon characters' job function?

IT dorks.

This is why we keep you clowns in back rooms where nobody sees you.

 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
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Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
Um, you are the one posting on a gaming board.....to a dead game.

But the two geeks arguing Dev v IT are the odd ones.

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
vn_nnanji posted:

Seriously? You clowns are arguing about some cartoon characters' job function?

Seriously!? Characterizing Dilbert as just "some" cartoon character!!??


WTF?


 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
Back on topic:

I'd pump my co-workers up by a celebration dance for a miniscule personal success despite defeat being inevitable.

 

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