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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I would rip of my shirt and run around the office screaming at the top of my lungs every time I got something through code review and put it in SCM.
I would spike my keyboard everytime I finished fixing my style and fx cop issue.
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Elocism
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
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1/1/00 12:00am
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i would hand the ball to the devs and let them spike it
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imaloon1
Posts: 674
Registered: 2003-9-15 07:19:53
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1/1/00 12:00am
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And HR would fine you for unsportsmanlike conduct
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The time draws nearer to your fate
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Cawlin
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Would my union give me a bazillion dollars worth of legal representation if I got caught diddling the secretary?
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Yukishiro1
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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When I got a raise I would run through HR with an undershirt shirt that read "I've purged you again!"
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Cawlin
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
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If I had a 35% success rate (like a .350 batting average), I would eventually be paid like a CEO... oh wait... that already happens... nvm.
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If ignorance were painful, half the posters here would be on morphine drips.
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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1/1/00 12:00am
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When I get a favorable ruling from the IRS, I do an Aaron Rogers Dance
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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Cawlin posted:
Would my union give me a bazillion dollars worth of legal representation if I got caught diddling the secretary?
Please see the thread on 'If I performed my job like Congressmen do' for reference.
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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Cawlin
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
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Taliesihne posted:
Cawlin posted:
Would my union give me a bazillion dollars worth of legal representation if I got caught diddling the secretary?
Please see the thread on 'If I performed my job like Congressmen do' for reference.
Hmm... we need a thread: "If professional athletes performed their jobs like congressman do."
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If ignorance were painful, half the posters here would be on morphine drips.
Everyone playing WoW knows everything about playing two classes: 1) their own and 2) Hunters
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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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They would score for the other team.
And the other team would get blamed for it.
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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