my mom used to get pissed and hollar "do that in the bathroom!"
so we were sitting at dinner one night. i got up, went to the bathroom and tore ass. walked right back to the diner table and continued eating. never uttered a word.
mom yelled "thats disgusting!"
i laughed and said i did it in the bathroom like she wanted.
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Jesus? No, but there is indeed a god shaped hole in the heart of man, why is yours so empty? -- snarf igraine
the original monotheism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus