8 years ago, around the time when family ties changed, her little ginger bastard nephew used to come to my house and fart and laugh. So what if he was 6, but one day I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck after I had a smoke and just unleashed teetotal hell of asswind in his rotten face. He cried. He told his mom. She was like wtf and I told her her boy was rude in my home and I laid down the law. We have not spoken since. But whatev. Raise your kids not to fart in someone elses home. Right?
My son has had problems with this recently and once again, I laid down the law. My wife said I'm an asshol, but I disagree. If you wanna smell shat, you better be prepared to smell the ass of someone else.
Should we take a poll?
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Don't make me go pop the trunk.
