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Do you get mad when your kids fart?
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Huges07.1
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Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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Do you get mad when your kids fart?
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I get super pissed when I have to smell anyone's ass wind. I don't know why, but it infuriates me. My wife just laughs, the fat bish.
8 years ago, around the time when family ties changed, her little ginger bastard nephew used to come to my house and fart and laugh. So what if he was 6, but one day I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck after I had a smoke and just unleashed teetotal hell of asswind in his rotten face. He cried. He told his mom. She was like wtf and I told her her boy was rude in my home and I laid down the law. We have not spoken since. But whatev. Raise your kids not to fart in someone elses home. Right?
My son has had problems with this recently and once again, I laid down the law. My wife said I'm an asshol, but I disagree. If you wanna smell shat, you better be prepared to smell the ass of someone else.
Should we take a poll?
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Moe_Nox
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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What would Tebow do?
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Huges07.1
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Tebow would put you on full blast and then pray for forgiveness. That is the diff between me and Tebow. I ASK NO FORGIVENESS!
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IMHO
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To bad you you can't afford to buy your kids a better diet.
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Huges07.1
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It's a natural thing that everyone has to do. Just raise your own kids to be polite.
disciplining anyone else's children is always a bit of an iffy area
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eodoll
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Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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I dont think it would bother me. I like t when my dog farts or snores.
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Huges07.1
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My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
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vn_nnanji
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Huges07.1 posted:
My B hound used to fart while he was sleeping and I'd /running_kick him in the gut. He'd roll and yelp, I'd laugh and point.
HAAA!
you must have incredibly high iq......
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