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cherrim  1 star
Posts: 68
Registered: 2003-4-6 21:57:39
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
throes

 

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Liquid741  3 stars
Title: VN Sensei
Posts: 920
Registered: 2006-12-16 13:56:50
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
GrilledCheez posted:
And while we were in the throws she reached down and with her fingernails tore the condom off. I always assumed it was because I was so good she hoped to have my babies as soon as possible in an attempt to procure my services permanently, so to get her back and make sure it didn't happen I put it in her butt.

But this evening it suddenly hit me that perhaps she was reviled by me and just wanted it to be over. Then I realized how ridiculous that idea was.

She was from Georgia BTW. The state not the country.



for some reason this makes me laugh..

 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
I'm allergic to latex, as is my wife. And she can't handle the birth control pill.

 

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SoBaKi  2 stars
Posts: 487
Registered: 2002-2-26 09:31:13
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
Taliesihne posted:
I'm allergic to latex, as is my wife. And she can't handle the birth control pill.



So many ways to run with this.....


 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
Kordirn posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.



Doesn't matter had sex.



At least he did. She might not have noticed.

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
She knew it happened at some point because I cleaned up with her bra.

 

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