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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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GrilledCheez
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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And while we were in the throws she reached down and with her fingernails tore the condom off. I always assumed it was because I was so good she hoped to have my babies as soon as possible in an attempt to procure my services permanently, so to get her back and make sure it didn't happen I put it in her butt.
But this evening it suddenly hit me that perhaps she was reviled by me and just wanted it to be over. Then I realized how ridiculous that idea was.
She was from Georgia BTW. The state not the country.
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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practice safe sex
blow it in her ass!
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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if there ever was a candidate for aids..
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"Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn
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ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
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GrilledCheez
Title: The Lord's Balls
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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I did not get aids.
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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Europa Eternita!
"Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn
"To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young"
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
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vn_nnanji
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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GrilledCheez posted:
I did not get aids.
what a shame.......
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GrilledCheez
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
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Date Posted:
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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vn_nnanji posted:
She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
I hadn't considered that possibility.
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Kordirn
Title: Pirate Prince
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Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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vn_nnanji posted:
She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
Doesn't matter had sex.
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AzureTyger
Title: Awesome
Posts: 462
Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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My wife doesn't like the feel of condoms and started taking the pill about a month after we were dating.
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