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Testerion  3 stars
Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be incest or masturbation?

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above


D.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
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I would definitely go gay for myself.

 

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Testerion  3 stars
Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
reesescups posted:

A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above


D.



Then...does fapping to hetero porn make you bisexual?

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Testerion posted:

reesescups posted:

A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above


D.



Then...does fapping to hetero porn make you bisexual?

What kind of logic is this?

You are talking about doing it with a clone of yourself.

A clone of yourself will be the same sex as you, banging someone of the same sex as you = Homosexual
A clone of yourself will be of the same family/blood as you = Incest
A clone of yourself will be you = Masturbation

Fapping to porn, is masturbation.

 

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the_great_intex  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
I'd do things to myself that I could never imagine

So basically nothing, MAYBE A BJ because I am a really, really charming person

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
Sexing my clone would lower my morale. I never want to see me taking it in the ass.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
Thugoneous posted:

Sexing my clone would lower my morale. I never want to see me taking it in the ass.

 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
You think of weird shit

 

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Heladric  1 star
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Posts: 155
Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
reesescups posted:

A) Incest
B) Masturbation
C) Homo
D) All of the above


D.

 

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