I had this friend. One day it went like this.
"Cliff, two guys tried to mug me last night."
"Realy Tom?"
"

es, I had to beat them up."
"It is the ninth time someone had tried to mug me."
"Tom, two times is unluckly. Nine means you are trolling for them."
"No, really, it just happends."
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There are three kind of liberals;
Stupid, ignorant or evil
The result is always evil but the intent is not always evil. Not that it makes much difference in the long run.
No one here is exactly as they seem. - G'Kar