Ptilk posted:
Anyone who thinks the "cops" are there to help or protect them...is a god damned fucking idiot.
This is true. I know that every morning while putting on my jack boots I would look forward to the early roll call. We would discuss which of the civil rights that we would violate, just so that we could feel better about ourselves.
We had a giant wheel with all the people in the county listed and we would spin it to see what person got treated like jews in Nazi Germany that day. We even had a railroad system so that we could ship the people to jail and force them into labor.
I know that we got a sweet discount from Remington on bullets if we just sent in enough ears to show that we were actually using their bullets on innocent citizens. We had to add extra springs to our patrol cars so that the weight of the drop guns and baggies of dope we carried to frame folks wouldn't cause the car to drag.
We got promoted based upon how many people we beat down. It was a sliding scale of course, more points for the brown man, less for elderly white Christian Republican women, but you get the idea.
There is actually a super secret National Police Olympics where we would all go to compete on things like arm breaking, dope planting, using hypnosis to make a normal citizen act like a freak and try to attack.
You know, I don't think that I EVER in 11 years on the job thought about helping anyone. Why, if someone had been beaten I didn't suggest an Ex Parte or assist someone into housing. No, I just slapped them and told them if they didn't want to get beaten and raped they should learn karate and wear a welded on chastity belt.
Ptilk, you sir are a true reflection of all that you declare "idiot" on such a frequent basis. /grow up son
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