Friarspam posted:
Bear with me on this.
Ok, so it seems the common consensus among the evolution theorists that somehow a bacteria or some other thing managed to come to life on the ball of lava. They cite the critters that can live and reproduce near underwater volcanoes.
Ok, let's say that there IS a bug that started it all, living in the hot conditions or maybe it came along afterwords when water formed.
It was a tiny bug...just a single celled organism. Uh, WHAT did it eat? I mean, there were no OTHER things for it to munch on. Maybe it ate water or dirt or chemicals. HOW did it get a digestive system? I mean, it was first, right? It's not like it "adapted" to the environment.
Now, let's zoom forward 8 gajillion years to when this thing suddenly turned into something else. WHAT did it eat? I mean, eventually this thing is going to be a fish, right? There had to be a first fish. WHAT did that thing eat? How did it reproduce? I mean, being the first fish and all is probably a cool thing, but it's not like there's a lot of action in the romance area when you're the ONLY one.
Hey, how did this fish (which had nothing to mate with or eat...although the first fish probably had a digestive system which it didn't need before...you get the idea) turn into OTHER kinds of fish? I'd also like to know, how did the first carp, shark, bluegill, tuna and etc EAT? I mean, they must have been pretty hungry and all. Since they "evolved", there had to be a "first one" of them, too. HOW did they fertilize their eggs?
Now, at some point the first fish becomes a frog or something and it has to eat too. Now, as we know, fish and animals can live on plants. Uh oh, another question. HOW did the thing that was "evolving into" all these fish, amphibians, reptiles, insects, other single celled organisms, mammals and birds.....wait for it....
HOW DID THEY TURN INTO PLANTS?! Did they "know" that they would need to feed the progeny of evolution that would eventually come along and crawl around on the ground (you know, that place where they weren't AT)? How did they "know to evolve" so that they could support the wide range of things such as omnivores, carnivores and herbivores? How did they manage to "evolve" into such tight nit, inter-being bio-systems? You know, like the lamprey or the flower and the bee...
I'd sure like all you guys that know so much answer all this stuff. Especially how the first "whatever" didn't starve to death. Or how a fish turned into a plant.
im sure you also wonder why monkeys arent still evolving in their cages at the zoo, right?
photosynthesis is a chemical reaction involving sunlight and other common environmental chemicals.
it doesnt need to evolve, it just kind of starts to happen when the right chemicals are mixed together.
eventually, as simple single celled chemical bags become more advanced, they start to develop the ability to directly absorb the needed chemicals right through the bag walls. this is called osmosis.
some of those chemical bags developed the ability to absorb one chemical while other absorbed other chemicals. one day, 2 cells discovered that they each excreted chemicals that the other needed so they started hanging out together or, maybe even, partially osmosifying one another untill they were indistinguishable from one another.
when one cell (read: chemical bag) split, the other one did too untill they started dividing as one single, complex, multibagged organism.
asking how chemicals evolved into higher, more complex chemicals seems like its an easy to understand process, but it seems that a lot of simpletons still dont really get it.
how did water, evolve into the multi-molecular chemical that it is? how did hydrochloric acid evolve and "learn" to consume other chemicals?
petroleum? thats a very complex chemical that seems almost impossible to evolve without some higher power designing it.
animals and plants are just big bags of multiple chemical reactions all going on at the same time.
stop reading into it and trying to make it be more than it really is
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