I just got this Message from my now ex-f*ck buddy.

Why can't people just have sex without catching feelings? She's been getting mad because she sees me out with other girls and thinks im an asshole but I never tell them I " want to be with them" or anything like that. I keep it 100% honest. I just want to get my dick wet.

Another girl said I was a bad friend for banging her for a while and then inviting her to a party but hooking up with another girl. I was like.. wtf? what's wrong with that? you're my friend and we have sex but we aren't an item. You can bring a guy over to my parties if you want, i don't give a shit just make sure he's a cool dude.

Then she called me an asshole.

And with that, I give you my new theme song !

"I’m an asshole, face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend
I’m not your homie, here’s an update cupcake
Just blow me and show me your best f*ck face"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk_dPOdTgUw

 

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cool story bro.

 

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You're young, not married. Sow your oats before you say I do.

After that you have to stop because its not fair to the person you are married to. Until that time you are free to do whatever makes you feel good as long as it's not illegal or harming someone.

 

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Just tell them "Don't hate the player hate the game baby!"

 

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Yeah I'm with you 100% on that. That's why I stay single now cause I stray too much and it isn't fair to my girlfriend. I used to cheat big time,though. It is what it is.. it's an asshole move but I still rather pull my dick out than keep it in my pants.

 

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You should have shared your flea powder with her.

Double posting noob alert

 

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That's what Yoss told us!

 

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Tell her she is simply a catcher's mit for your malt..

 

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lol. tell us how you really feel

 

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