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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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Practice at home before you come out in public and ridicule yourself. 
Even if you're drunk, it's inexcusable . You're over 20, you've had plenty of years to make sure you don't look retarded when you walk.
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Thugoneous
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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I don't judge cause I can't pretend to walk in those things.
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paulg_68
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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You're a man, you're not expected to know how to walk in those.
If they want to wear it cause they look nice, then they can at least make sure they don't look retarded in the process.
Seriously, I walked up to a girl last week end at the club and I started making ( or attempted ) to make noises like a T rex from J park cause she was seriously almost doing lunges instead of walking normally.
Yeah we get it, you think heels are sexy. You know what's not? Watching you semi face planting every 2 minutes because you're drunk and wore heels that are too big or high for you.
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Friarspam
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
She ONLY wears heels for the rest of us, which we're ok with brah.
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the_great_intex
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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I never got why women wear those stupid things. They look retarded
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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I think they look sexy on girls, but don't wear them if you don't know how to walk in them.
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paulg_68
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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Friarspam posted:
paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
She ONLY wears heels for the rest of us, which we're ok with brah.
Think about it for a minute.
You'll get it.
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reesescups
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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paulg_68 posted:
Friarspam posted:
paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
She ONLY wears heels for the rest of us, which we're ok with brah.
Think about it for a minute.
You'll get it.
No
YOU think about it a minute...
She's thinking about all of us the entire ten seconds you pump your pee shooter...
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Phlegm573
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Girls with heels walking like a tyrannosaurus.
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There was a study that came out recently that confirmed what podiatrists know: Girls should either be all-heels-all-the-time, or else stick solely to normal shoes. If they do heels fulltime, their legs adapt to it to the point that walking in heels is actually easier for them than walking in flats. (Think of a Barbie doll's feet) But if they only wear them once in a while it kills their legs and they wind up complaining endlessly to their boyfriends 
Here in the city this is a fairly big deal. I treated a 50-something year old woman the other day who developed horrible leg pain due to wearing flats. She is some sort of marketing executive who lives in heels.
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