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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Jaedence
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Registered: 2009-2-27 02:17:13
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1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Those are awesome but they didn't come from students, they came from a bad analogy contest run by The Post.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/metaphor.asp
Just an FYI.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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The Post needs to run a new contest.
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Kjarhall
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
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1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms face too many times.
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Date Posted:
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Kjarhall posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms butt hair too many times.

fixt
 good find Mo
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vn_nnanji
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Kjarhall posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms face too many times.

You misspelled "nutsack."
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Spookysheep
Title: Lieker of Cheese
Posts: 1,248
Registered: 2002-1-9 06:49:19
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Best thread in a very long time.
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imaloon1
Posts: 674
Registered: 2003-9-15 07:19:53
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1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Yukishiro1 posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Posts like this convince me BT is a troll. No one can be this dumb without trying.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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You cannot blame liberal teaching for these. It is just kids being kids.
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vn_nnanji
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Dear Puma,
Read, THEN comment.
Ur Pal, Nnanji
This thread had a double bonus as it brought the funny and also let BT self pwn showing him to be the ponderous self involved windbag that we know him to be.
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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IMHO posted:
Kjarhall posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms butt hair too many times.

fixt
 good find Mo
I like to keep things fresh.. oyeah.
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