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Jaedence  1 star
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Registered: 2009-2-27 02:17:13
Those are awesome but they didn't come from students, they came from a bad analogy contest run by The Post.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/metaphor.asp

Just an FYI.
Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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The Post needs to run a new contest.

 

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Kjarhall  3 stars
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Brother_Tempus posted:

25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills



Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms face too many times.


 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Kjarhall posted:

Brother_Tempus posted:

25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills



Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms butt hair too many times.





fixt

good find Mo

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Kjarhall posted:

Brother_Tempus posted:

25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills



Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms face too many times.






You misspelled "nutsack."

 

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Spookysheep  4 stars
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Best thread in a very long time.

 

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imaloon1  3 stars
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Yukishiro1 posted:

Brother_Tempus posted:

25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills



Posts like this convince me BT is a troll. No one can be this dumb without trying.

 

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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 21:17:22
You cannot blame liberal teaching for these. It is just kids being kids.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Dear Puma,
Read, THEN comment.
Ur Pal, Nnanji


This thread had a double bonus as it brought the funny and also let BT self pwn showing him to be the ponderous self involved windbag that we know him to be.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
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IMHO posted:

Kjarhall posted:

Brother_Tempus posted:

25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills



Brother Tempus has a mind as sharp as a razor.... that was used on Manegarms butt hair too many times.





fixt

good find Mo



I like to keep things fresh.. oyeah.

 

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