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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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Brother_Tempus
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The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)
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25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
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Yukishiro1
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Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Posts like this convince me BT is a troll. No one can be this dumb without trying.
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tenkly
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Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Are you stupid? They were obviously making those analogies on purpose. They're all hilarious.
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Groucho48
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Registered: 2003-10-22 03:00:14
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tenkly posted:
Brother_Tempus posted:
25 examples of government failures to teach kids English language skills
Are you stupid? They were obviously making those analogies on purpose. They're all hilarious.
Yeah. A few of them are too good to be due to simple stupidity.
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22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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Don't mind BT he's a mindless drone that does not have the required intellect for humor.
Some of those analogies had the quality of Douglas Adams!
"24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools."
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Bonzoboy1
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#3 was written by someone who was short a few words on a 500 word essay.
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Modeeb posted:
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
Hilarious, these are my favorites.
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Halloweve
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Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
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Lol. I liked #10..for some reason they all reminded me of Seinfeld.
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BubbleDude
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
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Modeeb posted:
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
omfg lol
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