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Scarne posted:
2.5 billion years ago, cyanobacteria nearly wiped all life off the Earth by being the first critters to release oxygen as a metabolic waste process which was poisonous to everything else alive at the time and created an ice age that they themselves were ill suited to survive. 
was it a "snowball earth" ice age?
planet completely covered in ice from poles to equator?
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Scarne  Title: Capo di Scientifico
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sweeny_comodore posted:
Scarne posted:
2.5 billion years ago, cyanobacteria nearly wiped all life off the Earth by being the first critters to release oxygen as a metabolic waste process which was poisonous to everything else alive at the time and created an ice age that they themselves were ill suited to survive.
was it a "snowball earth" ice age?
planet completely covered in ice from poles to equator?
Yes.
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so its been slowly getting warmer since then as is obvious by the lack of snowball earth occurances...
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dae_trist Posts: 1,049
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Yossarian_42 posted:
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before the class begins you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who has served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
Semper Fi.
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
SirGarth posted:
meet Otavia antiqua, your oldest ancestor
I'd do her.
I don't know what it is about this morning, but I just found that to be very funny!
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This must be an exhilarating moment for many here.
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SoBaKi Posts: 487
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I suspect many of our resident "flying spaghetti monster" believers are having issues with this thread.
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NuEM Posts: 1,007
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eodoll posted:
I wonder why humans didnt keep the ability to photosynthesize
That's kind of sorta how our eyes work.
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Sirs, perhaps there are those among you who believe you are descended from a ape. I suppose there may even be those among you who believe that I am descended from a ape. But I challenge the man to step forward who believes that General Robert E. Lee is descended from a ape.
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Scarne Title: Capo di Scientifico
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B_Shinkicker posted:
Sirs, perhaps there are those among you who believe you are descended from a ape. I suppose there may even be those among you who believe that I am descended from a ape. But I challenge the man to step forward who believes that General Robert E. Lee is descended from a ape.
General Robert E. Lee was descended from an ape. 
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