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Abaddon_Ambrosius
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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Bonzoboy1 posted:
Need advice
Here's my best advice:
Don't come to the Outpost for advice.
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Bonzoboy1
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
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Date Posted:
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Don't come to the Outpost for advice.
You have never seen how badly I can screw things up, besides just because I ask for advice doesn't mean I have to take it.
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vn_nnanji
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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Date Posted:
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Show the kid the basket and tell him if he ever touches your daughter you are letting Cujo bite his nads off.
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illmyrin
Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Bonzoboy1 posted:
We have a major household crisis, my daughter got a Valentine's day basket from a boy and my German Sheppard chewed the whole thing up, how can daddy fix this? Most of the time she is the family dog, tonight she is all mine, we are really in the doghouse.
Hey buddy. I'd suggest you contact the boy, ask if you and he could go shopping to recreate the basket on your dime, have a fun chat or two with him 
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cobane
Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
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What would happen if this kid somehow accidentally got tied to one of your rocket experiments?
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Date Posted:
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15 is legal is a couple states.
send me a pic and her phone number along with which state you live in.
ill help her get through this.
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Date Posted:
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Moe_Nox posted:
15 is a horrible age for this. You prolly won't resort to wooden stakes and holy water because she is your daughter. hhmm.
Slip the kid some money without her knowing it. Invite him over and profusely apologize to him about the chewing with her present.
Have him deftly accept your apology and tell you no harm done, that he will take her out for a fantastic evening to make up for the incident (with your money).
They will prolly have sex, so give him some condoms.
haha this
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__Bonk__
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Date Posted:
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PWNED!
What can you do? Dogs will be dogs lol
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Bowlartz
Title: Offical VN Tin Foil Hat Supplier
Posts: 221
Registered: 2006-1-4 19:59:15
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Date Posted:
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The dog saved you from seeing the Cherry flavored lube. Dogs are man's best friend.
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Kjarhall
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
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Date Posted:
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I'd be more worried about the dog. Isn't chocolate really bad for them?
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