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Bonzoboy1
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
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We have a major household crisis, my daughter got a Valentine's day basket from a boy and my German Sheppard chewed the whole thing up, how can daddy fix this? Most of the time she is the family dog, tonight she is all mine, we are really in the doghouse.
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How old is she?
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Bonzoboy1
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She is 15, the world has come to an end.
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Hmmmm.
Your best chance is to wait a day or two to see if the boy makes it better.
If he drops the ball pay for them to go out on a little date or something.
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Thugoneous
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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She's fifteen. You tell the family she's an old girl and deserves to destroy random things. Honestly they're privileged to have her around to do so.
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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15 is a horrible age for this. You prolly won't resort to wooden stakes and holy water because she is your daughter. hhmm.
Slip the kid some money without her knowing it. Invite him over and profusely apologize to him about the chewing with her present.
Have him deftly accept your apology and tell you no harm done, that he will take her out for a fantastic evening to make up for the incident (with your money).
They will prolly have sex, so give him some condoms.
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ZartanAround
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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eat the dog for dinner and have sex with her boyfriend.
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Bonzoboy1
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Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
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My daughter told a friend and they decided to get a bunch of people, including this boy coincidentally, together to go for pizza. My daughter asked if she could go, she isn't allowed to go out like this on school night. I figured what the hell, I already violated my rule that she wouldn't be allowed to date until she was married so I let her know this was a special occasion, it also leaves my wife and I alone on Valentine's day for a couple of hours.
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eodoll
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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Is it that bad? Its a dog, dogs do stupid things sometimes.
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Bonzoboy1
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I wonder if the dog picked up on an over protective fathers vibes?
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