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Modeeb  Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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The Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time-LA Weekly
What makes a terrible band? Is it being prepared to do the wrong thing, whatever the price? That and a pair of testicles. Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. Because, even if you're composed of ladies, it takes balls to make music that is simultaneously pretentious and dopey, derivative and uniquely craptastic. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. As with our top 20 greatest musicians of all time and top 20 hair metal albums of all time lists, we take this shit very seriously, even enlisting objective third party analysts to review our findings for accuracy. -Ben Westhoff
Here is a peek:
8. Hootie & The Blowfish
What do white people have to complain about, George Carlin once posited. "Did Banana Republic run out of khakis? Are Hootie & the Blowish breaking up?" If only. Though their leader Darius Rucker is black, Hootie could not be more vanilla. What's worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their '90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. If only Hootie were Sandra Dee. -Kai Flanders
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
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lol I like some of those bands. Those lists are just troll bait lol
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
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Some of that list was spot on and other parts were <mod>.
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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list posted:
9. Rush
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL
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Yossarian_42 posted:
<mod>.
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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I thought for sure Ramones was gonna be on there...
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
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reesescups posted:
I thought for sure Ramones was gonna be on there...
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vn_nnanji Title: Outpost Music Expert
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
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Enjoy Hell you blasphemers. I bet they play Coldplay 24/7 down there.
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
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I wouldve put Ramones as number one on that list
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