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NuEM  4 stars
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
You're making the Germanic master race look like pussies Mane. A German man doesn't shiver because it's cold. He shivers because he's angry it's not colder yet!


At least that's what my sister overheard an older lady saying at the grocery store. True story.

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Well it might be chillier here, but at least (actually beacuse of that) we don't have to pry funnel-web spiders from our balls every saturday morning while taking an innocent dump.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
This winter has been brutal. I am not sure I can handle these 65 degree days.

 

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NuEM  4 stars
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
RHWarrior posted:

Well it might be chillier here, but at least (actually beacuse of that) we don't have to pry funnel-web spiders from our balls every saturday morning while taking an innocent dump.





Seriously!

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Kordirn posted:

Manegarm posted:

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SUMMER? EARLIER I ALMOST BROKE MY NECK ON A ICE PATCH.. I HOPE A CROCK RAPES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU AUSSIE DOUCHEBAG!



Could be worse, you could of ended up like this guy.

http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-man-survives-months-snowed-car-194327236.html



God damn southerners, they are like infants..


NuEM posted:

You're making the Germanic master race look like pussies Mane. A German man doesn't shiver because it's cold. He shivers because he's angry it's not colder yet!


At least that's what my sister overheard an older lady saying at the grocery store. True story.



Hey if you ever make it North of Denmark without having to capitulate to General winter, give me a call!

I just don't like cold, I can stand it hell I have walked 3 miles home from school in -45c, with one brief stop at a swimming hall to beat some sensation and warmth back into my legs, the muscles had started to fail on me. I was wearing jeans..

 

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NuEM  4 stars
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
We're actually planing for a winter vacation in 2 years, and Scandinavia is one of the options. Hook us up with a nice cabin and we'll see if your winter isn't all talk.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
NuEM posted:

We're actually planing for a winter vacation in 2 years, and Scandinavia is one of the options. Hook us up with a nice cabin and we'll see if your winter isn't all talk.



February in north Lapland it is! Bring your arctic tested sleeping bag!

 

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"Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn
"To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young"
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
NuEM  4 stars
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
Has to be around Christmas though.

 

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bstulic  3 stars
Posts: 761
Registered: 2002-7-26 04:55:00
Manegarm posted:

I also feel a bit of sorrow for your weather because that means the chardonnay of 2011-12 won't be as good.



You can always fall back to Grange 1997

 

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smellymotor  3 stars
Posts: 519
Registered: 2004-9-12 04:15:23
nothing like a morning dump to blast out some cobwebs...


its not so bad really. you get used to all the venomous things

 

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