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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Will she be televising the abortion?

 

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Sansfear  3 stars
Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
This will spawn a spinoff reality series in which they start with 30 of the guys who have slept with her and each week they will reveal one that is NOT THE FATHER. (They could only use 30 because the studio wouldn't go for 500 episodes)

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DemonicXH  3 stars
Title: Camelot Vault Staff
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Posts: 584
Registered: 2003-12-1 08:14:17
tenkly posted:

the one who knows he'll be cashing in a shit load of $$ from this.



Yup.


Kevin Federline is the epitome of what can happen when you knock up some rich trailer trash celebrity....$30 grand a month in alimony.
Szerek  2 stars
Posts: 338
Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
Some fap material for you.



Oddly enough, to me she looks better without make up.

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
She is one nasty skank

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
I bet she's not really like that in real life. Its just a character she plays

 

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imaloon1  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-15 07:19:53
Bout a billion times better without makeup.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
someone give that ape the nobel peace price.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Altra_Shadowstalker posted:

I bet she's not really like that in real life. Its just a character she plays



So you've never been to New Jersey......

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
God no! Only driven through it with the windows up and yet the stink was still able to seep through. Its bad enough only one little river is between me and that cesspool right now. In fact, I think i need to go take a massive New Jersey just to be sure I'm not being infected right now.

 

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