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Heladric  1 star
Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
Posts: 155
Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
I know it sounds unbelievable, that a girl who gets wasted all the time and sleeps with random guys can get pregnant, but it seems to be true. Now some unfortunate man is tied to this train wreck of an individual for the rest of his life. Assuming Snooki doesn't just drink the baby to death.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/jersey-shore-star-snooki-is-pregnant-sources-say/story-e6frfmyi-1226285602618

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Shocking indeed. Helen I think you have better taste, so you are in the clear. Pretty sure however that Phil and Ash need to be DNA tested.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
dude, why do you care?

these insipid people are like trolls they thrive on your attention.

 

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Clackdor  1 star
Posts: 163
Registered: 2001-9-21 12:10:52
Cannot. Keep. From. Clicking. I'm so embarrassed.

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Some guy got rapeda again!!

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Who?
eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
Actually they dont sleep around much more than the average girl from what ive seen. But they drink a lot and act stupid.

The guys sleep around a lot but thats because they are celebrities and they dont have to do much to get a girl to come back with them.
vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
I think we are missing the big picture here.

Who was foolish enough to do that hose beast?

 

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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
the one who knows he'll be cashing in a shit load of $$ from this.

 

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