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Huges07.1  2 stars
Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
sweeny_comodore posted:

grats

next time dont date a heffer



Yep.

Most men don't realize that the woman you meet is probably at the slimmest weight she will ever be again. I should have considered that, as well as the old "look at her mother" /fail_safe_technique. Her mother is a cow that grazes 24/7.

Anyway, you can usually tell which ones are going to get fat by looking at the legs, hips.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
I might get fat too if I had to be married to Huge. If this is true she will probably lose 100+ pounds within a few months of the divorce.
Voodoo-Dahl  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2002-5-11 05:11:16
She's gonna make some chubby chaser very happy.

Grats, Huges wife!
Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Dont fight it good buddy. Be civil and respectful during the whole process. Welcome to The Outpost bachelor Crew. bonk and I expect to compare notes with you on your Match.com adventures.

Here is one tip: No ritual first cafe meetings at expensive restaurants.

I just finished declining a first cafe date with a Beverly Hills woman at some over priced place, because she wants to feel special. We dont even know each other.

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
She may leave you and soak you for years for alimony and child support but you killed her dog SO THE JOKE'S ON HER

 

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Corky_Aloof  2 stars
Posts: 445
Registered: 2004-6-2 07:33:41
An Outposter who hasn't a clue what a woman wants/needs. Shocking!


also, if you can get 300 replies out of this thread I will award you the ACHIEVEMENT!

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Ashmaele posted:

She may leave you and soak you for years for alimony and child support but you killed her dog SO THE JOKE'S ON HER



I think it's the opposite. She's the one who makes the money in the family. Huge will be trying to get alimony from her.
Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
Wow, Hughes is gonna have to get a job

 

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_Gronk_  1 star
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Btw, Hughes, If you are good at deer hunting I could use your help in Vermont mid to late November.


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