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Huges07.1  Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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My wife wants a divorce! |
Un-effing-real.
She had lost some weight, like 15lbs, but then went nuts again on the food and put back on another 25lbs or so.
I didn't scream or yell or freak out, I simply said that I couldn't have anything to do with her sexually anymore. tbh it was tough enough to achieve wood with the state of blob she was already in, now with this extra weight her ass looks like she is wearing an adult diaper with 80lbs of shite in it. 
So now she says that I obviously don't love her anymore if I won't be 'intimate' with her. I told her I still love her just fine, it's just that I am not attracted to her at all. I'm not the kind of guy that can have sex on command.
But seriously... who is so lazy that they would rather get divorced than exert the effort required to lose weight? Unreal.
So, it looks like the Outpost predictions have come true. I am on my way to being a bachelor again.
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Yukishiro1  Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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Trololol?
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My wife wants a divorce! |
Congrats!
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Cawlin Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
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If you consider the state of family law and the way things work in this country, you would not be surprised at all with your wife's request.
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grats
next time dont date a heffer
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Give and take. Get her a gastric lap band procedure. And you can put out as you envision the woman she will become.
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Congrats. Even though you might lose material posessions, you still gain the chance to have your own freedom and sleep with better looking women.
Think of it as an upgrade.
Smile as you go through the divorce proceedings, and always remind her it was her choice.
Remember the amount of thinner girls out there.
Hughes -> 
Obama 2012.
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the_great_ontex  Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
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Hard to blame you Hughes. I can't stand people who are simply and obviously lazy either. If my wife went elephant status after I married her I'd tell her to lose weight too. It's hard to remain physically attracted to someone if they pack on a bunch of weight and don't even make an effort to get rid of it. It's slobbish to let yourself go to that sort of level, IMO, and I bet she's slobbish in other areas of her life as well
Staying in alright shape is easy as hell to do. And I mean incredibly easy to do. The hardest part for most people is that most people don't take initiative on it and let themselves go. More than likely they don't take initiative on other things as well. Common occurrence as to why many people in low-poverty are also obese. It's not just their eating lifestyle but they're lifestyle entirely that causes that to happen
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Afio Title: Belle of the Bull
Posts: 748
Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
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Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
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I couldn't be married to anyone who doesn't inspire me to be a better person and allowing yourself to eat yourself into obesity is a perfect example of how somebody can uninspire you and at the same time helping you realize that they don't care about even trying to be healthy for you and your family.
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