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Friarspam
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Picture it. Juicy, super tender, succulent meat. A bit of tangy bbq sauce. Now, would that be ok if the meat came from aborted fetuses? They of course would have to be "processed" correctly at the time of "harvest". The harvest would probably have to be delayed until some muscle mass had a chance to develop.
They aren't "people", so it cannot be cannibalism, amirite liberalz?!
Move over pork, there's a NEW meat in town!
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Do not have sex with your food.
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Bonzoboy1
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Abaddon_Ambrosius
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
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Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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Hmmm. Marinated Fetus?
This could give "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" a whole new meaning...
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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I'm pretty sure conservatives have a restaurant that specializes in them.
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illmyrin
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Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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As a working culinarian, I can say for the record that if you're at a particular level you can get a reservation in an establishment that will sell you human flesh. You can order from a menu that ranges from "Scared orphan girl or boy," "Raped to death pregnant woman(1-8 months term)" Even, if you've got connections, still living, Quadriplegic Donors will wait your table as you consume them!...
Sick world. I need a new job.
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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Friarspam posted:
Picture it. Juicy, super tender, succulent meat. A bit of tangy bbq sauce. Now, would that be ok if the meat came from aborted fetuses? They of course would have to be "processed" correctly at the time of "harvest". The harvest would probably have to be delayed until some muscle mass had a chance to develop.
They aren't "people", so it cannot be cannibalism, amirite liberalz?!
Move over pork, there's a NEW meat in town!
I actually have no issues with cannibalism from a moral point of view, it's dead flesh might as well use it for something other then just burning it or putting it in a box.
I would not mind having anyone eating my corpse either, but then it would have to be well made and spicey.
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
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reesescups
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Hmmm. Marinated Fetus?
This could give "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" a whole new meaning...
What officer, I'm just marinating dinner...
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reesescups
Title: //Captain America
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Manegarm posted:
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
pfft
Just gotta know how to handle it, prepare it and cook it...
/Case closed
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illmyrin
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Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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Manegarm posted:
I actually have no issues with cannibalism from a moral point of view, it's dead flesh might as well use it for something other then just burning it or putting it in a box.
I would not mind having anyone eating my corpse either, but then it would have to be well made and spicey.
Problem is that cannibalism causes Kuru, which is pretty nasty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
Ok stop... Kuru comes from consuming brain matter from a like species. Prions exist in the brain. Human meat which is killed similarly to cattle, drained before brain matter makes it's way through into the blood stream, doesn't cause Kuru. It's when a brains, or meat which has had brain matter/cells circulate or drift into it, is consumed that CJD, or Kuru takes effect... Prion build up is no good. Mad cow was caused by cow poop used in chicken feed which chicken scraps fed to cows. The prions saturate the soil, the food and the cow brains.
But properly butchered any animal may be safely consumed.
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