Jaedence posted:
If a liberal doesn't like abortions, she doesn't get one. If a conservative doesn't like abortions, he wants all abortions outlawed.
If a conservative is a christian, he doesn't recognize other religions. If a liberal is a christian, he respects all religions for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, which can't actually land on or attack American soil, he thinks about how to bomb brown people. If a liberal is not sure of an enemy, he waits to see if going to war is the only solution before killing a hundred-thousand innocent people.
If a conservative is homosexual, he becomes a congressman, hides it, passes laws against marriage and screws his page. If a liberal is homosexual, he asks for equal rights.
If a person of color is conservative, they are a moron, wanting to turn the clock back to the good old days of segregation and seperate but equal bathrooms and no right to vote. Wait, what?. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as thankful to MLK.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he says "I got food stamps and was on welfare, no one helped me." (Actual quote from a famous Republican.) A liberal wonders why twenty years of service at a company means "good luck old timer, your job is going to India!"
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host telling the factual truth, he calls it "elitist propaganda." Liberals protest against talk show hosts that call all women sluts and prostitutes, while conservatives make lists like the TS and actually think they're clever.
If a conservative is a non-believer... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
1. Yes, we are against the murder of babies. The only question is why are liberals so for the killing of babies?
2. A complete lie.
3. Also a complete lie. It only fits one person who was not a conservative.
4. Also a complete lie as the wars we are in had nothing to do with race and both parties were on board with them.
5. Complete lie and slander too boot.
6. Complete lie based more on the Hollywood version of events that the truth.
7. When a liberal lies we call them on it. If a liberal has an elites view we call them on it. To liberals that is name calling and propaganda. Not their fault for the most part. They are seldom exposed to the truth so they eat the lies with relish.
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