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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

 

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Sin_of_Onin  4 stars
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<forwards comedic list to liberal friends>

 

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Remnant_OBrien  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-11 17:03:52
Free Republic, no bigger hive of idiocy and bigotry exists on the internet.

Most of them are smaller =P

 

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Sea_of_inK  2 stars
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Jesus was a liberal

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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I never even heard of freerepublic i just heard the list on the radio and I was like, oh yeah I'm posting this. It is a pretty good like make up of saying though.

 

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Brother_Tempus  3 stars
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Sea_of_inK posted:

Jesus was a libertarian



Fixed for accuracy

 

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Remnant_OBrien  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-11 17:03:52
Mastara posted:

I never even heard of freerepublic i just heard the list on the radio and I was like, oh yeah I'm posting this. It is a pretty good like make up of saying though.



Man some stories are stupid and embarrassing and you shouldn't share with anyone.

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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God damn, Fisted_Mastboro, but you're one dumb moron.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Remnant_OBrien posted:

Mastara posted:

I never even heard of freerepublic i just heard the list on the radio and I was like, oh yeah I'm posting this. It is a pretty good like make up of saying though.



Man some stories are stupid and embarrassing and you shouldn't share with anyone.



So true.
Sea_of_inK  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-10-18 12:57:37
Brother_Tempus posted:

Sea_of_inK posted:

Jesus was a libertarian



Fixed for accuracy



 

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