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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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Jalapeno juice enema, its the only way to be sure.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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I actually got one of those horrible calf cramps at about 2AM while I was fast asleep. It was like someone woke me up in the middle of the night be tearing off my calf muscle with their bare hands.
Now how the hell can that happen?
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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Drink less tequila and more water.
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Tych2
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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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Worst one I ever had was in my right calf. It was so tight I thought the muscle was going to tear. My calf muscle was in a tight ball and it went to my toes which were curled. I had to straighten them with my hand and press them on the floor and then after like two minutes (which felt like two hours) it finally loosened up.
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Nestor_II
Title: I Would Walk 500 Miles
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Registered: 2002-1-31 07:03:29
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B_Shinkicker posted:
I actually got one of those horrible calf cramps at about 2AM while I was fast asleep. It was like someone woke me up in the middle of the night be tearing off my calf muscle with their bare hands.
Now how the hell can that happen?
The worse part of it all is when you try to pull your pants up past the calf and can't because your calf is about 30% bigger due to all the swelling.
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Abaddon_Ambrosius
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Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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Phlegm573 posted:
Cramps like this generally mean you are going to die within the next 24 hours.
Doctor said it.
I believe it.
End of story.
Nice knowin' you, AT.
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RHWarrior
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Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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I opened this thread expecting a story about some kind of bizarre masturbation triathlon.
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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I just had the most excruciating muscle cramp of my life.
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Its just getting started, we're not to that part yet.
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