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NuEM  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
Video games work almost as well and are a lot less awkward.

 

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smellymotor  3 stars
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Registered: 2004-9-12 04:15:23
paulg_68 posted:

Anything that involves poking holes in my balls isn't the best of anything.


 

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Cawlin  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
What a bunch of pussies you guys sound like!

That said, as long as the long term effectiveness of it is proven AND there are no nasty side effects - like the gel plug moving up to your urethra where it becomes something like a kidney stone, then this sounds fantastic.

Honestly with all the health risks associated with birth control pills, and the possible ones with IUDs and of course the diminished enjoyment from condoms, I honestly can't imagine a better scenario than this procedure, ESPECIALLY for you married folk who don't have to worry about STDs.

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
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Seething199 posted:

IUD is better



Abstinence is best.

 

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AzureTyger  2 stars
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Women can be treacherous in their drive to reproduce. Considering the financial risk of fathering a child, why wouldn't you want to be in control?

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
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AzureTyger posted:

Women can be treacherous in their drive to reproduce. Considering the financial risk of fathering a child, why wouldn't you want to be in control?



I'm not sure if your'e serious with this post, but there is a grain of truth to it, and given the way fatherhood is handled by the courts these days: entrapment or not, you're on the hook and treated like a 3rd class citizen whose sole responsibility is to provide money, what you're saying is valid - whether you mean it or not.

 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
NuEM posted:

Video games work almost as well and are a lot less awkward.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:

Seething199 posted:

IUD is better



Abstinence is best.

Except for the whole not getting laid part...

 

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cabbyman  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-6 07:48:53
paulg_68 posted:

Anything that involves poking holes in my balls isn't the best of anything.





 

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Koneg  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Hole in my nuts? No.


... and I'd still need to wrap it to prevent disease?


/pass

 

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