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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Bitches!

If I win all my family gets a million each.

 

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Halloweve  2 stars
Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
My family would be angry if i only gave them 1 million each out of 540 mil.

Seriously..I wouldn't want anyone to know right away.
__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
A million is enough lol

See how you are even when you havent won anything!

I would also give some away to charity too.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
If I won the entire amount alone, I would give everyone in the ACF a million dollars.

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
One thing I'd do for certain is set up some food banks for people that have nothing. I'd make sure that EVERYTHING was handled in-house so that some group didn't try to eat up the money with "administrative costs".

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
i will be playing the regular lotto and powerball while all you suckers are fighting over your share of the 500 mil

 

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Rikarus  2 stars
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Posts: 267
Registered: 2002-2-24 12:24:32
if I win my family can suck it! I have given them enough money!

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
Lottery [lot-uh-ree] (noun): A tax for people too stupid to understand statistics.*


*apparently I don't understand statistics this time!

 

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-Espiritu-  2 stars
Posts: 269
Registered: 2004-11-29 18:27:00
still not enough money to make you less of a creepy weirdo

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I will not buy a ticket because if you dont buy a ticket you have absolutely no chance of winning and I have a feeling this is a cursed lotto.

 

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