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Mastara  Posts: 1,446
Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
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At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.
Marriage is for humans with corrupt bodies, since sex and marriage go hand in hand it wont be there.
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
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Yep no marriage, no sex, no genders, and bodies like angels
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ZigmundZag Title: Grammar Nazi
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Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
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Then I think I'll take the Mormon heaven.
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Mastara Posts: 1,446
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Its a hot place your wanting to go to man. Are you sure about that?
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Tych2 Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
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Bonk and Mastboro's heaven sucks.
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Mastara Posts: 1,446
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Well there is only 1 heaven. And only 1 way to get there. But one thing it does say is :
“What no eye has seen,
what no ear has heard,
and what no human mind has conceived†—
the things God has prepared for those who love him—
these are the things God has revealed to us by his Spirit.
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Mastatheimposta - 10L2 SB Merlin |
ZigmundZag Title: Grammar Nazi
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So you believe all Mormons are going to hell? Not that I'm surprised, that's a pretty traditional view for fundies, but I still find it amusing when I actually meet someone who thinks their God is so much more awesome than someone else's.
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Mastara Posts: 1,446
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I dont think hes so much more awesome then someone elses God. Because there are no other Gods. There is only 1.
The problem that you have isn't with me, as I didn't say there is only 1 God of my own saying, he said it himself. The problem that you have is with the scriptures, which mean you have a problem with God himself. You can take that up with him.
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__Bonk__ posted:
Jesus has a penis and a vagina
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Mastara Posts: 1,446
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WHITE JESUS |
13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
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