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Mastara  4 stars
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Depends, he was brown as a man. However as he now has a glorified body, he is light. With eyes of fire

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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So he was brown on the earth but now in heaven he is a badass white guy with a head like Ghostrider?

 

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ineenia  2 stars
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Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
We were supposedly created in his image and we aren't light with eyes of fire ,you're not even very bright.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Why is it that when some one says "nuff said" they are only just beginning to spew crap?

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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I believe there is genders, however no need for sexual procreation. There are however no female angels

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Humans get heavenly bodies like angels and angels are genderless. Most are called Pat

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either





Is that your version of heaven?


Mine has lots of sex.

 

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He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
You won't be able to recognize your wifes in heaven and if you are a woman now say goodbye to your woman parts

Pat

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either



You'll fit right in.

 

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