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Mastara  Posts: 1,446
Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
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Depends, he was brown as a man. However as he now has a glorified body, he is light. With eyes of fire
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Mastatheimposta - 10L2 SB Merlin |
__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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So he was brown on the earth but now in heaven he is a badass white guy with a head like Ghostrider?
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ineenia  Posts: 373
Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
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We were supposedly created in his image and we aren't light with eyes of fire ,you're not even very bright.
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Why is it that when some one says "nuff said" they are only just beginning to spew crap?
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either
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Mastara Posts: 1,446
Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
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I believe there is genders, however no need for sexual procreation. There are however no female angels
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Mastatheimposta - 10L2 SB Merlin |
__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Humans get heavenly bodies like angels and angels are genderless. Most are called Pat
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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__Bonk__ posted:
Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either
Is that your version of heaven?
Mine has lots of sex.
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He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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You won't be able to recognize your wifes in heaven and if you are a woman now say goodbye to your woman parts
Pat
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ZigmundZag Title: Grammar Nazi
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Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
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__Bonk__ posted:
Also in heaven there is no genders and sex either
You'll fit right in.
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