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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
I think people think oral sex is always safe.. Like kissing.
Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
At my age, I figure what the hell?

Sure, I use condoms but I don't use dental dams or any such crazy crap. And honestly, after the first couple of times....I don't always use condoms either. Yeah, I'm an idiot and will probably get some horrible disease and my dick will rot off, but crap...condoms suck, and I don't have all that many hard ons left in me that I can afford to waste a few because I can't find a damn rubber. I get checked twice a year, have been since my divorce. Haven't got anything yet, but that's probably more due to my lack of sexual variety than anything else. I'm a serial monogamist.


I once got 3 STD's from one woman....LOT of years ago, and I was stupid. Thankfully, a little medication and a shaving of my pubes took care of the problems.
eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
I think most people do that.. They use condoms the first few times then they go unprotected thereafter.
Eager_Igraine  4 stars
Posts: 1,036
Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
They have an ointment for that problem Mo, don't be too upset you got caught this time.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I am still running healthy and free and i will stay that way. I will just commit to one woman and be as true as an angel on earth.

Im serious about being cautious. You never know what another person is thinking. You cannot visually inspect a woman and see what is up inside of her.

And believe me, my message is not designed to make those who suffer from this condition to feel bad about themselves. People live with all types of life long maladies. But, it is important to be sexually responsible. The problem is our human nature (passion) supersedes our judgment.

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
You can taste gonorrhea, just spit it out like you do when you are sucking snake venom out of your friend's penis..

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Coriolus posted:

You can taste gonorrhea, just spit it out like you do when you are sucking snake venom out of your friend's penis..

I do not want to know how you know that.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
Posts: 1,036
Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
Modeeb posted:

I will just commit to one woman and be as true as an angel on earth.






um, good luck with that

 

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Kjarhall  3 stars
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
Coriolus posted:

You can taste gonorrhea, just spit it out like you do when you are sucking snake venom out of your friend's penis..



It tasted like vegetables, right?

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
Kjarhall posted:

Coriolus posted:

You can taste gonorrhea, just spit it out like you do when you are sucking snake venom out of your friend's penis..



It tasted like vegetables, right?



No you idiot, chicken! Everything tastes like chicken..

 

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