Like I said, I don't fit into most any "business" environment. After the military, I worked a variety of "crap" jobs where showing up not drunk, mostly sorta on time, and on most of the days you were scheduled was considered outstanding performance. I also worked sales jobs, which although they wouldn't be considered "crap" by most people because of the compensation, they really were. You could walk out of a job at 10AM and have another one right after lunch. As long as you produced, no one gave a damn if you showed up or not most of the time.
I tried the "professional" world for a short time. Didn't work for me as an employee except for one wonderful example that I was too stupid to know was an exception and I left it for more money at a horrible company.
I ended up working for myself for the last decade or so of my working years, and that was much better. I didn't hate work and didn't have to worry about what the other people working there thought about me.



Example: I once had a tech support manager ask my VP (whom I report to), "Sooooo...what hours does Jorrdan actually work? Every time I go to her desk I can't seem to catch her." Translation: Her passive aggressive way of asking or "telling on me". WTF, Jorrdan doesn't work regular hours like me?! QQ