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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
i want my friends to mix my ashes in a weed plant and smoke me

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
I wanted to be catapulted into a mountainside.

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
Modeeb posted:

I want to be cremated and have my ashes displayed in an open casket funeral. I want a little Dixie cup dispenser attached to the the casket with a spoon for people to scoop me up if anyone wants any. What ever is left I would like vacuumed up by a Dyson vacuum cleaner. I then want the vacuum cleaner to be buried in a landfill. The casket should be donated to good will.



 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
BubbleDude posted:

I wanted to be catapulted into a mountainside.

All at once or in pieces?
Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
I want to be in a glass coffin in my wifes living room. If she doesn't do that I don't really care, I'm dead

 

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LadyGodiva.  1 star
Posts: 145
Registered: 2008-11-8 19:05:36
I would like my final resting place to be under a tree out in the middle of a field...

But I'm most likely going to end up in a cubby hole.

Afio  3 stars
Title: Belle of the Bull
Posts: 748
Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
Cremated and ashes spread in the bayou.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52


Only way to go.. In a burning dragon ship, or as you call them long ships..

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
The ghost of Afio terrorizing unsuspecting Cajuns! This has film potential.

Catapulted into the side of a mountain just before you die is quite a romantic way to go, Bubble Dude. How would you like to be catapulted into a tall building? I might be easier for your family members to visit. "ou see that greasy stain on the building near the third floor? That is Dad!"

 

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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
I want my body to be put in a chamber for safe keeping after I die, maybe one day they can figure out how to reanimate me.

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