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DemonicXH  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-12-1 08:14:17
Cremated and mixed with coke so Keith Edwards can snort me and I can live on as a rock star.


In seriousness, I want to be buried.
Szerek  2 stars
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paulg_68 posted:

I want to be eaten by a bear.







I'm sure you could probably arrange that.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
Szerek posted:

paulg_68 posted:

I want to be eaten by a bear.







I'm sure you could probably arrange that.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Viking funeral > all
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cremation jewelry is the best and trendy option....
Kordirn  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
really a cremation add? lol

 

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Crooq_Lionfang  1 star
Title: Master Zergling
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Registered: 2003-3-11 11:53:17
some old Lady on German Television posted:

When I'm gone I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered across the local Aldi parking lot. That way I can be sure my children visit once a week at least



Personal choice: take whatever organs can still be used, I don't care about the rest. It's just an empty shell

 

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Testerion  3 stars
Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
Nice urn: few hundred

Nice casket: few thousand

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
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Why not just use a folgers can for an urn?

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
Rhint posted:

After they take any useful organs I really don't care.

 

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