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Arcilite_I  4 stars
Title: VN's Most Wanted
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Registered: 2002-1-27 08:46:24
_pumpkinkittypants_ posted:

wow this whole thread is so fucking stupid i wish it was tangible so i could step on it

 

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VanishDT
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Registered: 2011-4-2 17:43:30
anyone notice how lost goods and simon both signed up in nov 2010? coincidence?

 

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“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” - Bertrand Russel
sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
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KLaw_of_Blackarrow
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Another extreme course of action taken by Maria was to falsely claim to have suffered a heart attack shortly after hearing about Simon's marriage, newborn, and the rumours of his addiction to cough syrup.
Her aim was to coerce him into seeking a divorce and to adopt a lifestyle more to her liking!
XaqLC
Posts: 20
Registered: 2001-9-9 16:14:12
Fighting to cope with how out of control every element of his life was, Simon began to become increasingly desperate to control something, ANYTHING in his life. He eventually realized that the only thing he could actually control was whether or not there was a fist in his asshole at any given moment. He came to the conclusion that having no fist in his asshole was far too passive to be viewed as control, and thus starting fisting his own anal cavity violently. In order to further exercise control over the situation, he varied the quantity of spit he used as lube during any given session. Eventually deciding that dry and exceedingly uncomfortable was the ultimate control.

Simply fisting his ass was never enough though, and he began experimenting with all kinds of different anal insertions, including but not limited to; gerbils, hamsters, brooms, mops, potatoes, bottles of hotsauce and ketchup, the sunday paper, rolls of coins, scale models of famous structures and landmarks, compact discs and dvds, honda civics, football teams, ice skates, basketballs, the harlem globe trotters and black guys.

 

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ValeriaII
Posts: 14
Registered: 2003-12-10 16:50:40
sliyurs posted:


 

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Hell, I also like Michelle Branch... and I can't think of a single person I know that likes her.-Dephrozt
KLaw_of_Blackarrow
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Aeres, the answers that you seek are contained within this thread.

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